Trainer training
In the old days, I’d sneak out of bed late at night so I could go jerk off without waking up Belle. Now, I sneak out of bed in the middle of the night because I can’t sleep due to not being able to...
View ArticleHoly Trainer review
Out of Switzerland has arrived a male chastity device that has the potential to be the best plastic device money can buy. It’s not perfect at all, but is shows tremendous promise. Full review and...
View ArticleSo many devices, just the one penis
Whilst perusing the Tumblr, I saw a new (for me) stainless device. Turns out the BON4 guys of silicone device fame have a new metal option, the BON4M. Looks nice. I like the cage design. Very sleek....
View ArticleHoly Trainer FTW
Andy, a UK-based blogger and prolific sex toy reviewer who writes Ruffled Sheets, has posted a new review of the Holy Trainer. This really is my favourite ‘off the shelf’ chastity device. After I...
View ArticleHoly Trainer v2 inbound
So since Andy’s review of the Holy Trainer 2 I mentioned the other day, the device has been on my mind. There were some loose ends from my original Holy Trainer review and I’ve always wanted to address...
View ArticleThe Stocking Method
I mentioned the other day that I was going to be wearing the Holy Trainer v2 for a while in order to write up a review of it. The tube of the small HTv2 is fairly tight (about an inch high and maybe an...
View ArticleHoly Trainer v2 review
What you get in the box. The second iteration of the Holy Trainer male chastity device was released about 12 minutes after I finished my review of the first. In my experience and opinion, the new...
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Quick one today. Reader Alex opines… Hey Thumper, love your blog! My girl friend and I have recently started to experiment with chastity. She loves the idea of being able to send me on business trips...
View ArticleThe best male chastity device
A bit over a year ago, I was asked by a reader what the best male chastity device on the market was. I penned (keyed?) a missive on my thoughts and threw it out upon the waves of the World Wide Web to...
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I’m terrible at answering my mail. Fetlifer perfectlyrare wrote… You have a great and really inspiring blog. Thanks for being so open and being a good ambassador for chastity stuff. I really like how...
View ArticleCB-6000 review (finally)
The other day while looking at Tumblr I noticed something strange. I found myself on someone’s Tumblr that was all men locked in chastity devices which are not normally the kinds of Tumblrs I hang out...
View ArticleMetal Holy Trainer review
I’ve said it before, the Holy Trainer v2 is just about the best male chastity device design you’re going to find. It’s affordable, it’s comfortable (most of the time, wink wink), and it’s easy to put...
View ArticleHoly Trainer v3 review
Previously, I’ve been pretty vocal in my position that the Holy Trainer male chastity device is the best option on the market for those looking to dip their…er, toe into the “chastity lifestyle.” So...
View ArticleKept
Time really has lost all meaning. I was about to start this post with “the other day, Tom blogged…” and then, when I went to get the link, I realized “the other day” was like more than four months...
View ArticleHoly Trainer v4 Nano review
A while back, the folks at Holy Trainer sent me an email offering me the fourth version of their popular male chastity device to wear and, presumably, review. Click on to read my thoughts… I first put...
View ArticleCobra chastity review
Gather ‘round, children, and let me tell you about The Bad Old Days of male chastity when devices were made of hard injection molded plastic and had sharp edges and seams that would split and trap...
View ArticleDevice déjà vu
A couple Twitter followers took me to task for reviewing the Badass Workroom BA-31P: I couldn’t have said this better myself, supporting these overseas company’s that are ripping off the original...
View ArticleHoly Trainer Nano v5 review
Our friends at Holy Trainer are back with a newly revised fifth version of their eponymous device. Click past the jump for all the deets. I’ve reviewed the Holy Trainers all the way back to their...
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